How to Disappear

TOPS NEWS

The February 27 meeting of Imperial TOPS NE0267 started with this tidbit/joke:

Joe notices his friend Chuck scribbling on some paper and laughing hysterically. “Why are you so happy?” asks Joe. “My wife’s been on a diet for the last four days, and she’s lost five pounds,” replies Chuck. “What’s so funny about that?” asks Joe. “Well,” says Chuck. “I’ve worked out that in four months, she will have disappeared completely.”

Five TOPS and two KOPS were visibly present for the February 27 meeting. Karen S. was the best loser.

Yes-Yes No-No

The Yes-Yes is to make a healthy choice when eating out; the No-No is salted nuts.

Business

Karen W. and Peg will provide food for the March 9 Community Center Sunday dinner.
In lieu of a program, the group discussed a theme for their upcoming Open House, which will celebrate the group’s 45th anniversary; the upcoming officer elections in July; and how to publicize TOPS in the community.

Join Us!

TOPS Club meets from 9 to 10 a.m. on Thursdays at the Imperial Community Center, with weigh-ins beginning at 8:30. For more information about Imperial TOPS phone Cheryl at 883-0265.  The first meeting is free.

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